toddler
My last post was about my starting troubles with motherhood. Now that I have that engine revved up, I am having a whole lot of fun with my 3-year old. That girl can make me laugh! Most days she’s a little Miranda Priestly, but if you catch her at a good time, she can be really goofy. I love to tweet about her! Here are some really funny ones.
3 this morning -” mommy I feel kinda sad”.
5 seconds later-” mommy, what is sad?” #toddlers #motherhood #parentinghumor— Mixed Bag (@m_ixedbag) July 11, 2016
3 is wearing her potty seat on her head & pretending to be a “Potty Princess”. Never a boring moment in a #mom‘s life. #toddlers #parenting
— Mixed Bag (@m_ixedbag) July 6, 2016
Whoever gave my #toddler that jigsaw puzzle for her birthday had better come and clean my house. #parenting #motherhood
— Mixed Bag (@m_ixedbag) June 15, 2016
One of the greatest mysteries of the world is how my #toddler has to go potty exactly when I step into the shower. #motherhood #parenting
— Mixed Bag (@m_ixedbag) June 14, 2016
3yo just fed her doll some frog’s milk. She might be getting her letter from #Hogwarts soon! #toddlers #parenting #HarryPotter
— Mixed Bag (@m_ixedbag) June 8, 2016
#dailyoddcompliment from my #toddler ” Mommy, I drew a heart on my potty for you,because I love you 😍 #motherhood #parenting
— Mixed Bag (@m_ixedbag) June 2, 2016
I got out of the shower today to see 2.5 brushing the toilet with my toothbrush. With MY Toothbrush!! #parenting #toddler #motherhood
— Mixed Bag (@m_ixedbag) May 24, 2016
Me to 2.5- Drink water, it’s a hot day.
2.5- but this morning while brushing,daddy told me not to waste water! #toddlerlife #motherhood— Mixed Bag (@m_ixedbag) May 18, 2016
2.5 has decided she is going to reply to everything with “watermelon”. Don’t know whether to laugh or cry. #toddlers #parenting #motherhood
— Mixed Bag (@m_ixedbag) May 15, 2016
2.5 to husband- “Daddy, when you grow up, you can be a girl too! Then we can share our toys” #kidssaythedarnedestthings#toddlers
— Mixed Bag (@m_ixedbag) March 20, 2016
Kids say the darnedest things, don’t they? What’s the funniest thing you’ve heard from a child? Do comment!